Funniest Excuse Of Not Doing Something

Lets is....I didn't feel like doing laundry this one day even though I knew that my partner didn't have any more work clothes clean for the next day. LOL Which, he isn't the best at putting it in the laundry basket and I will normally just pick up the pile that he draps over the hope chest. But this one day, I didn't feel like doing it. So when he asked if I did any laundry, I told him, Nope! I didn't know what was clean or dirty in the pile you drapped on the hope chest, so I just left it. hahahahaha He was a little upset. But he ended up doing a load of laundry. hahahahaha

What about: The dogs are watching!

"I'm in a p*ssy mood, go away." Works for me.