Pregnant Turkey Story
January 9, 2007 12:22pm CST
One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
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9 Jan 07
Sounds like you all would fit into my family quite well :) I am sooo going to use this one!!!! We have chickens and turkeys on our farm...could you just imagine the looks on the faces of all the turkey "experts" in my neck of the woods. The only problem is now I have to wait 11 1/2 months to pull this stunt off.
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