So many joke discussions
January 9, 2007 7:15pm CST
I love sharing jokes, but recently, I've been seeing more and more joke posts separate from each other. I think that if you are going to post a joke, you should "reply" the joke in another joke post rather than create a whole new one. Otherwise it gets really annoying to keep seeing "funny joke" everywhere you go.
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21 Feb 07
go git cha momma A REDNECK FAMILY FROM THE HILLS OF WEST VIRGINIA WAS VISITING THE CITY. THEY WERE IN A MALL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR LIVES. THE FATHER AND SON WERE STROLLING AROUND WHILE THE WIFE SHOPPED. THEY WERE AMAZED BY ALMOST EVERYTHING THEY SAW, BUT ESPECIALLY BY TWO SHINY, SILVER WALLS THAT COULD MOVE APART AND THEN SLIDE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. THE BOY ASKED, "PAW, WHAT'S AT?" THE FATHER (NEVER HAVING SEEN AN ELEVATOR) RESPONDED, "SON I DUNNO, I AIN'T NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, I AIN'T GOT NO IDEA WHAT IT IS." WHILE THE BOY AND HIS FATHER WERE WATCHING WITH AMAZEMENT, A FAT OLD LADY IN A WHEEL CHAIR ROLLED UP TO THE MOVING WALLS AND PRESSED A BUTTON. THE WALLS OPENED AND THE LADY ROLLED BETWEEN THEM INTO A SMALL ROOM. THE WALLS CLOSED AND THE BOY AND HIS FATHER WATCHED THE SMALL CIRCULAR NUMBER ABOVE THE WALLS LIGHT UP SEQUENTIALLY. THEY CONTINUED TO WATCH UNTIL IT REACHED THE LAST NUMBER. WHEN THE NUMBERS BEGAN TO LIGHT IN THE REVERSE ORDER, THE WALLS OPENED UP AGAIN AND A GORGEOUS VOLUPTUOUS 24 YEAR-OLD BLONDE WOMAN STEPPED OUT. THE FATHER, NOT TAKING HIS EYES OFF THE YOUNG WOMAN, SAID QUIETLY TO HIS SON, "BOY.........GO GIT CHA MOMMA"..............
27 Jan 07
A lesson about blood flow and circulation A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "'It's because yer feet ain't empty."
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10 Jan 07
I think it's mainly that the people who post their jokes don't realize there are already so many other joke discussions. When I was new to mylot, I posted my own joke discussion because I was new and didn't already see the many others out there!