Favourite Homer Simpson's Words of wisdom....

@abhax123 (1697)
India
January 11, 2007 8:30am CST
Hey we all love this guy and i know for whom i will vote if he stands for election... he has made us laugh with his wisdom come let us share it with other which quoate you like the best come share with all of Us... Mine FAV is... YOU'RE SAYING BUTT-KISSER LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.....
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@Geminigirl (1909)
• United States
11 Jan 07
Marge, I need some alone time with the sandwich.
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@abhax123 (1697)
• India
11 Jan 07
here a good one i like this one... HEY! I ASKED FOR KETCHUP - "I'M EATING SALAD HERE!"
@babyjane (1395)
• Philippines
6 Mar 07
"Perfect love is rare indeed - for to be a lover will require that you continually have the subtlety of the very wise, the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist, the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar and the fortitude of the certain." ~Leo Buscaglia~
@fast4ward (228)
• Canada
1 Feb 07
...with a hand in the beehive. ''Ouch''
@arthenium (104)
• Philippines
27 Jan 07
mine would be a quote he told bart: "If others can do it, don't help!" :D
• Canada
25 Jan 07
I have a couple of favorites quotes but my best would be : "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably.The lesson is, never try."
@vivasuzi (4125)
• United States
11 Jan 07
My favorite doesn't make sense outside of context so I'll explain. The Quote: "Why doesn't MINE look like that!" It's from an episode where he's trying to build an outdoor grill. We see a beautiful grill that homer is admiring, than he lowers the box and says the above quote. It's funny b/c you think at first he made this great grill, but his is a total mess :) I love that quote and use it all the time!