Girls dont read this
@cute_missmary (3866)
United States
January 11, 2007 2:00pm CST
1) What is the difference between women and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...
3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit
the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....
5) What did God say after he created woman?
(This ones THE BEST)
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man
6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either.
7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business
8) What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no
intention of driving
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7 responses
@delhirockz (569)
• India
11 Jan 07
hahahahahahaha
how did you get that close to a women
are you doing any research kind of thing on them its gr8888
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@nana1944 (1365)
• United States
21 Jan 07
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.
9. Today is our what?
8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?
7. I thought we only celebrated important events?
6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.
5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.
4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.
3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.
2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.
1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.
@imakella (665)
• United States
21 Jan 07
it is depended on women..
as boy i cannot..
but ur discussion is nice and attractive,..
@tictac714 (975)
• United States
11 Jan 07
The funny thing about this is, it was originally about men!
@Lydia1901 (16351)
• United States
14 Jan 07
Ouch!!! Those were pretty mean, but I'm not offended at all because I know I'm not a stupid woman or any other things that were mentioned here.
