Girls dont read this

United States
January 11, 2007 2:00pm CST
1) What is the difference between women and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. 2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are... 3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. 4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit the ground first? Answer: Who cares?????..... 5) What did God say after he created woman? (This ones THE BEST) Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man 6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ? Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either. 7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business? Answers: i) no mind ii) no business 8) What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no intention of driving
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@4rC_4nG3L (132)
11 Jan 07
haha they jokes are quality.
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• United States
11 Jan 07
thanx a lot
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• India
11 Jan 07
hahahahahahaha how did you get that close to a women are you doing any research kind of thing on them its gr8888
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• United States
11 Jan 07
can say so
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@tictac714 (976)
• United States
11 Jan 07
The funny thing about this is, it was originally about men!
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• United States
11 Jan 07
I didn't knew abt that
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22 Jan 07
nice joke mate.But some women will get easily insulted.watch out
@nana1944 (1367)
• United States
21 Jan 07
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary 10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I thought we only celebrated important events? 6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband. 5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother. 4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's. 3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will. 2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up. 1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.
@imakella (668)
• United States
21 Jan 07
it is depended on women.. as boy i cannot.. but ur discussion is nice and attractive,..
@Lydia1901 (16354)
• United States
14 Jan 07
Ouch!!! Those were pretty mean, but I'm not offended at all because I know I'm not a stupid woman or any other things that were mentioned here.