The Seven Dwarfs JOKE

United States
January 15, 2007 10:33am CST
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are "the seven dwarfs" they get ushered into see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back to face the Pope. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe." This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all with an angry glare. Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?" The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting: "Dopey screwed a penguin!" "Dopey screwed a penguin!
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@nana1944 (1367)
• United States
15 Jan 07
Here is one for you. A young man who wants to see the world signs on to a steamship to be trained as a helmsman. He masters the classroom instruction, then starts his practical training on the wheel of the vessel. In his first lesson, the mate gives him a heading, and the young fellow holds to it. Then the mate orders, "Come starboard." Pleased at knowing immediately which way starboard is, the young man leaves the helm and walks over to his instructor. The mate has an incredulous look on his face as the helm swings freely. Then, rather gently considering the circumstance, he asks politely, "Could you bring the ship with you?"
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• United States
15 Jan 07
Thanks for sharing
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@nana1944 (1367)
• United States
15 Jan 07
That was funny. I never had heard it before. I really like jokes a lot.
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@magikrose (5424)
• United States
16 Jan 07
OMG I so did not expect that punch line. That was gret. You have to post more. I truly enjoyed that.
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• United States
16 Jan 07
Thanks
@JessieMae (345)
• United States
23 Jan 07
I so didn't see the ending coming! That's a good joke! Thanks for sharing!
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@emeraldisle (13146)
• United States
18 Jan 07
OMG that was good. I sat here and read it to my sister. She lost it. She was laughing for a good 5 minutes. Just hit her at the right time when she really needed the laugh but it is a good joke. I was not expecting that ending at all, neither was she for that matter.
@yanple (164)
• Philippines
16 Jan 07
hahaha, this is funny.=) but lucky for Dopey, atleast he was able to screw, hehe.
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@ahsan15 (334)
• India
16 Jan 07
gud one...lol...thanks for the laugh anyway!!
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• United States
16 Jan 07
That was too funny. My mother in law enjoys jokes so much I am going to have to share this one with her. Have a great day and keep these type of original jokes coming.
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• United States
16 Jan 07
That is great, thanks
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@Raseborg (25)
• Sweden
16 Jan 07
Lol!
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@miles168 (51)
• Philippines
16 Jan 07
great joke!!! LOL....very nice one...
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• Philippines
16 Jan 07
very funny
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• Philippines
16 Jan 07
wahhhhh!!!!! hahaha!!!! i have a very silly question?....anyone can answer--- " is there really a dwarf nun in any continent in this world?? tell me??"
• India
16 Jan 07
ROFL....... Its a good one
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• India
16 Jan 07
he he... lol n lol n lol.. it was nice... dopey screwed a penguin...
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@treblem (316)
• Philippines
16 Jan 07
hahahahaha!!! i rarely laff but u made me laff. i never expected that would b the end of the joke. wonderful and cute yet hilarious to me. tnx for a wonderful joke.
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@rbrker (4)
• United States
16 Jan 07
This one is too funny. I will definitely share it with others!!!
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@aaron2416 (152)
• India
16 Jan 07
lol....thats great...thanks buddy for making me laugh
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@subha12 (18453)
• India
16 Jan 07
very nice jokes.keep it up.
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@darckj (885)
• Philippines
16 Jan 07
poor dopey! hahaha.. this is a good joke! i never heard of this before. sorry for the nuns out there, this is just a joke..^^
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