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@doc_sid9 (316)
India
January 20, 2007 3:12am CST
teacher to newton--- tell me how many hair u have on ur head?? newton--- 1 lac 99 thousands. teacher---- ur 100% wrong.. newton--- then pl count and see urself
3 responses
• Philippines
22 Jan 07
It is in the Holy Bible that God knows how many hairs are on our heads, that's how all-knowing God is. God knows everything and He is from everlasting into everslating.
@anup12 (4180)
• India
22 Jan 07
Very funny.A nice one really.
@hobohobo (681)
• Indonesia
20 Jan 07
The Horse and the Chicken A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Porsche back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, 'I think I can stand over the hole!' So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, 'Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up.' And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Porsche to pick up chicks!