Short jokes

@datiger (102)
Estonia
January 21, 2007 1:34pm CST
I like to read jokes. But some jokes are far to long and I hate wasting my time on long, but bad jokes. So here's the deal: Post jokes that are under under 5 rows. I'll rate the best ones positively:)
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4 responses
@jackf501 (855)
• Malaysia
22 Jan 07
president abe lincoln was such a simple man he used to polish his own shoes. one day a senator visiting him was aghast and asked him, " what mr president u polish ur own shoes?". lincoln replied, " ya, i do, whose shoes do u polish"
@mrstexb (40)
• United States
21 Jan 07
Did you hear about the Aggie who got killed hunting?? He was walking through the woodsand came upon a set of tracks. He started following then, and then he was hit by a train!!!
@mrstexb (40)
• United States
21 Jan 07
So you know why the Aggie kept getting fired from the M&M factory?? He kept throwing away all the W's!
@mrstexb (40)
• United States
21 Jan 07
Did you know that they are going to start putting the bright/dim switch back on the floorboards of cars?? Its because Aggies (Texas A&M) keep getting their feet stuck in the steering wheel.