Green Jokes ^_^

Philippines
January 26, 2007 11:59am CST
A boy wanted to skip kindergarten so he could join the third graders. His teacher, shocked, took him to the principal's office. The teacher and the principal decided to ask the boy a couple of questions as a test. "What is 3x3?" the principal asks. "9" the boy answes. "What is 6x6?" the principal asks again. "36" the boy answes." The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think he can go to the third=grade." "Wait, let me ask him some more questions, "the teachers insists. The principal agrees. "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" the teacher asks. The principal's eyes opened wide in horror. "Coconut," the boy answers. "What goes in hard and pink and then comes out soft and sticky?" the teacher continues. The principal can't believe his ears. "Bubblegum,: the boy replies. "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do," the teacher goes on. "Temt," the boy answers. "I have stiff shaft. My tip penetrate. I come with a quiver." "Arrow," the boy answers. "Damn it, put him in the sixth grade, "the principal interrupts. "i got all your questions wrong myself!"
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@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
18 Feb 07
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a man who led with gentleness, faith and wisdom. His passing was grieved by the entire world, Catholic or not. As the Pope approached the gates of heaven, it was Saint Peter who greeted him in a firm embrace. "Welcome your holiness, your dedication and unselfishness in serving your fellow man during your life has earned you great stature in heaven. You may pass through the gates without delay and are granted free access to all parts of heaven." "You are also granted an open door policy and may at your own discretion meet with any heavenly leader, including the Father without prior appointment." "Is there anything which your holiness desires?" "Well, yes," the Pope replied. "I have often pondered some of the mysteries which have puzzled and confounded theologians through the ages. Are there perhaps any transcripts which recorded the actual conversations between God and the prophets of old? I would love to see what was actually said, with-out the dimming of memories over time." Saint Peter immediately ushered the Pope to the heavenly library and explained how to retrieve the various documents. The Pope was thrilled and settled down to review the history of man's relationship with God. Two years later a scream of anguish pierced the stacks of the library. Immediately several of the Saints and Angels came running. There they found the Pope pointing to a single word on a parchment, repeating over and over, "There's an 'R', there's an 'R' -- it's celibRate!"
• Philippines
18 Feb 07
thanks for posting =)
• India
26 Jan 07
ohh i loved that joke , its cool. thanks for making me laugh as i was feeling a bit low now i feel better , do keep sharig more n wen i come up with somethin ill share it too.
• Philippines
26 Jan 07
sure thing ^_^ thanks for responding