Can you go without Wine,Shopping and hair salons?

@greengal (4286)
United States
February 1, 2007 11:27am CST
I just got this in the mail and couldn't help sharing it. You gotta love this one!:) A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?" "No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied. "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked. "No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!" "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself tonight. The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine." LOL!!!
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@sunshinecup (7881)
1 Feb 07
LOL...cute :-)
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@greengal (4286)
• United States
1 Feb 07
Hehe..I laughed so hard when I read this!
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@sweetlady10 (3617)
• United States
1 Feb 07
Wow that was cool. Thanks for the laugh. You make my day.
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• United States
2 Feb 07
Haaaaaaaaa! Great joke! I've got to show this to my hubby, he will get a kick out of it, LOL. Thanks for sharing.
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@greengal (4286)
• United States
2 Feb 07
Hehehe..I showed it to my hubby too and he said if we men allow you to shop and go to hair salons for eternity then one day we'll be in place of that lady...homeless...lol!Men..god they are all the same!