Farting!

I must admit, I try to keep things under control , but...there was this time we were outside at a picnic, we were to get our boating certificates. Well...they had baked beans, and boy, do I love baked beans, so I loaded up on them. Right before I was to walk up in front of everyone to receive my certificate, well...you can guess what happened, talk about being mortified Good thing I didn't have to see those people again. I don't think I've ever lived that one down

I don't actually have nay of my own. I have probably farted in the night in front of a new boyfriend but as I was sleeping I can't claim resposibility. I really just came to laugh at everyone elses stories. Once though in class this boy kept on blowing trumpets every time the teacher wrote on the board and the teacher was getting really frustrated as no one would own up for the punishment. Then the boy had to own up as he had "touched cloth". He went home early with a punishment exercise. Lol.