Deer Camp (JOKE)
February 7, 2007 9:13am CST
The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Ron because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Ron and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Ron snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night. "The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! "He said, "Man, that Ron shakes the roof. I watched him all night." The third night was Dave's turn. Dave was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Ron into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
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• United States
7 Feb 07
Oh my gosh, that is hilarious! My hubby and brother have a deer camp together and they both snore so loud that they wake each other up! I told them they both need to wear earplugs so they can get some sleep! Their big thing is to try to be the first one asleep so they can't hear the other one! lol!
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• United States
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