You Might Be A Redneck.....

United States
February 9, 2007 9:45am CST
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are... You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
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@mbarryton (1872)
• United States
9 Feb 07
i knew i was a redneck before i read your post lol but ive never heard those but good ones :)
@wesderby (178)
• United States
9 Feb 07
That was very cool. I couldn't agree more. I can totally picture someone like Toby Keith or Charlie Daniels reciting those lines during their shows. :)
• United States
9 Feb 07
yeah that would be something they would say lol
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• United States
7 Mar 07
Oh My Gawd!! You got me started girl!! Now I've got to do a post of my own of some of my favorite "You Might Be A Redneck if..." Would you mind? Tell you what, out of respect for you, I'll leave a couple of them here...but come check mine out later too...kay? You GO GIRL!! You might be a REDNECK if...your spare key is a chain saw! You might be a REDNECK if...you've mounted a potato cannon in the back of your pickup in preparation for WAR! You might be a REDNECK if...starting your truck involves popping the hood!
• United States
7 Mar 07
Hmm Us rednecks aren't so bad afterall are we?
• United States
7 May 07
I like these a lot. Rednecks are good people and I would stand with them back to back and trust them with my life. I have known quite a few and they are a bunch of good people.