Dont miss this Laughter pill.....Computer Professor ............-!-
February 12, 2007 1:21am CST
A Husband who is a computer Professor returned late from work: this is the chat conversation he had with his wife. ENJOYYYY Husband: "Hi dear. I'm logged in" Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or file name wife: But I told you in the morning ? Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel? Wife: What about my new TV ? Husband: Variable not found Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I need to do some shopping Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you Husband: Data type mismatch Wife: You are useless Husband: By default Wife: What about your salary ? Husband: File in use. Try after some time Wife: Who was in the car this morning ? Husband: System is unstable. Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to reboot Wife: Are you going to have some snacks ? Husband: File system full Wife: What is the relation between you and your receptionist ? Husband: only user with WRITE permission Wife: What is my value in this family ? Husband: Unknown virus Wife: Do you love me or your computer or you're being just funny ? Husband: Too many parameters ! Wife: I will go to my dad's house. Husband: This program has performed an illegal operation and will be terminated Wife: I'll leave you forever Husband: Close all programs and logout and then login as another user Wife: It's worthless talking to you Husband: Shutdown the computer Wife: I'm going Husband: It's now safe to turn off your computer Isn't that great?