Can You Write Limericks?
February 12, 2007 9:45am CST
Let's have some fun here, and start a thread of limericks off. I used to do this at school, many moons ago, and had a great time doing it. So, let's see how we can do. There was an old man from Bude, Who liked to parade in the nude, He was walking one day When attacked by a stray, Now he's altered his whole attitude. There was a young man from Eastbourne Who liked a good chew on popcorn He bit some one day His teeth blew away Now he's toothless, gummy and forelorn. Boom boom! Your turn... he he he
12 Feb 07
Oh wow great minds think alike I was going to do a similar subject about an hour ago, but had to go out! Here's my two penny's worth There was a great girl in this thing who made all the boys hearts sing she came onto mylot and poured out her heart alot that wonderful person called darkwing lol!
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12 Feb 07
There was a fool that wanted to work online, Thinking "making money this way will be fine", So he typed the day away, For very little pay, Sending spam to an address of mine. I'm havin fun with this. I keep it up maybe it'll hit the front page.
12 Feb 07
Limerick There was an Old Man of the Wrekin Whose shoes made a horrible creaking But they said, 'Tell us whether, Your shoes are of leather, Or of what, you Old Man of the Wrekin? There was an Old Man who supposed, That the street door was partially closed; But some very large rats, Ate his coats and his hats, While that futile old gentleman dozed There was an Old Man of the West, Who wore a pale plum-coloured vest; When they said, 'Does it fit?' He replied, 'Not a bit!' That uneasy Old Man of the West There was an Old Man with a gong, Who bumped at it all day long; But they called out, 'O law! You're a horrid old bore!' So they smashed that Old Man with a gong. There was an Old Man on a hill, Who seldom, if ever, stood still; He ran up and down, In his Grandmother's gown, Which adorned that Old Man on a hill There was an Old Man of Moldavia, Who had the most curious behaviour; For while he was able, He slept on a table. That funny Old Man of Moldavia There was an Old Man in a boat, Who said, 'I'm afloat, I'm afloat!' When they said, 'No! you ain't!' He was ready to faint, That unhappy Old Man in a boat. There was an Old Man of Quebec, A beetle ran over his neck; But he cried, 'With a needle, I'll slay you, O beadle!' That angry Old Man of Quebec.
13 Feb 07
One day a lot of free time I've got, I debated to do something, or not, So I turned on the PC, To make money that's easy, And that day I discovered myLot! Not too polished, and a little forced, but here's something to pay homage to myLot (so it can pay me too! har har!)
13 Feb 07
It's good though, I like it, and I'm going to polish it up for you. I hope you don't mind... One day when some free time I got, I debated.. do something, or not, I turned on the PC To make money easy And that day I discovered Mylot! How's that? Thank you... a + rating for you, too! Brightest Blessings.