Sardar Jokes - Do you like them

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Enough of serious talk let us laugh. Read the jokes and smile atleast. Sardar comes back to his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note and sticks it to pole "Thanks 4 the complement" How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy? Saradji: They were 4 best friends..! Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!! Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My MobileNo. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610" Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER." What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..? Sardarji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays. Santa: That Cow is a Lovely Colour, Farmer: Yes, it's a Jersey Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!! Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab. Sardar: Why are you praying for that? Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?" The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"