Actual Questions Asked Of Telephone Information Operators:

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Good morning/ good evening start it with a laugh Actual Questions Asked Of Telephone Information Operators: (C= Caller and O = Operator.) It makes you wonder how daft people really are . we wre talking about this last night ,have fun . C: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please. O: I'm sorry, there's no such listing. Are you sure you have the spelling correct? C: Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the B fell off. C: I'd like the number of the Scottish knitwear company in Woven. O: I can't find a town called 'Woven'? Are you sure? C: Yes. That's what it says on the label - Woven in Scotland. C: I'd like the RSPCA please. O: Where are you calling from? C: The living room C: The water board please. O: Which department? C: Tap water O: How qre you spelling that? C: With letters. C: I'd like the number for a Reverend in Cardiff, please. O: Do you have his name? C: No, but he has a dog named Ben. C: The Union of Shopkeepers and Alligators please. O: You mean the Amalgamated Union of Shopkeepers? C: Er, yes. On one occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told the worried operator: "I haven't got a pen so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on."