A joke-----What's so funny----I think you will enjoy it

@alen0224 (527)
China
February 13, 2007 8:59am CST
A blonde had just gotten her new sports car and was out for a driven when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He montioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded the blonde:"Stand in the circle and DO NOT MOVE!" He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around and found she had a slight grin on her face, so he said:"Oh,you think that's funny?Watch this!" He got a stick out of his truck and broke all windows of her car. When he turn around again,she had a smile on her face.He was getting really mad and got his knife out and sliced all her tires. Tuned around for the third time, he found that she was laughing.He was really crazy to lose it.He went back to his truck and got a can of gas out, poured it on her car and set it on fire. He turned around again and found she was laughing so hard that she was about to fall down. "What's so funny?"then the truck driver asked the blonde curiously. "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!" she relied.
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@ukchriss (2097)
13 Feb 07
A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them. The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped. The pope told the brunette to take the last one. The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack!"
@alen0224 (527)
• China
14 Feb 07
hahaha.....good work guy! It is funny!
@hoz9991 (301)
13 Feb 07
Classic! I've got a short blonde joke while we're here. Two blondes walked into a building, you'd have thought one of them would have seen it.
13 Feb 07
Very Good. I love blond jokes. The guy took this a bit far though. All she did was pull out n front of him. "She Relied!!!" LoL!
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• Guinea-Bissau
13 Feb 07
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was veery afraid of mice , so she ran out of the house , got in a bus and went down to the shops. There she bought a mouse-trap. The shopkeeper said to her ,"Put some cheese in it ,and you will soon catch that mouse. The lady went home with her mouse-trap , ,but when she looked in her cupboard , she couldn't find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shops , because it was very late , so she cut a picure of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap. Surprisingly , the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning , there was a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the pictture of the cheese! Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd, "I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock." The shepherd thinks it over; it's a big flock so he takes the bet. "973," says the man. The shepherd is astonished, because that is exactly right. Says "OK, I'm a man of my word, take an animal." Man picks one up and begins to walk away. "Wait," cries the shepherd, "Let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation." Man says sure. "You are an economist for a government think tank," says the shepherd. "Amazing!" responds the man, "You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you deduce that?" "Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell you." A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly." Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four." Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?"
• India
13 Feb 07
sai, the first joke I have already read many times, the second and third jokes are O.K.
• India
14 Feb 07
ha ha ha ha..,..he he he he....kya joke baap!!....its really a humorous anecdote
• India
13 Feb 07
As usual the poor blondes are always made the butt of jokes, are they really so foolish, why dont some blondes answer this question.
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• United States
14 Feb 07
I am a blonde and I don't think I am stupid or ditsy but I do think the jokes are funny and heck I have to hear them so much that I use it to my advantage now, if I do, do something silly I just say what did you expect I am blonde lol.
14 Feb 07
i really laughed outoloud,,,,,,,,, really funny ,,,,,,, keep ppsting such jokes buddy, cheers
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@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
15 Feb 07
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day Man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?" Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is very efficient." "Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."
@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
14 Feb 07
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure." She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that." She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down." With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"
@jal1948 (1359)
• India
14 Feb 07
the blonde jokes are reallyfunny and made me laugh aloud but i am really afraid to laugh in public and hurt someones feelings
• United States
14 Feb 07
thats hilarious! i thought the end was going to be stupid...well it was but a funny stupid!
@dopey22girl (3319)
• United States
14 Feb 07
Lol that's cute
@smkwan2007 (1036)
• Hong Kong
14 Feb 07
Hoh, Hoh, Hoh, very funny. The truck driver gets busy damager the blond sports car. The girls just grin, smile and laugh. I like to read the jokes posted in response to yours too.
• India
14 Feb 07
all jokes are really funny but i don't think it is a joke posting thread... i mean is it allowed to post jokes ??? anyway thanks for the jokes...
14 Feb 07
lol that really is funny blonde joeks always make me laugh. "two blondes walked into a bar, you would think one of them would have ducked"
@islandman (106)
• Bangladesh
14 Feb 07
no i dont enjoy it.this is a very normal joke
• Philippines
14 Feb 07
Oh I am not that cool with this joke sorry if it is a joke at all..It is kinda absurd to be breaking each others cars and have that woman just react that way. No offense meant.
@biyping (183)
• Indonesia
14 Feb 07
Hahaha thx for the joke
@shadifd (148)
• Syria
14 Feb 07
It is agood a joke,and thanks to your this subject.
• Mexico
14 Feb 07
So funny man xDDDDDDD!!!
• United States
14 Feb 07
very funny jokes.....I just remembered something...