Similes for men

@Debs_place (10551)
United States
February 16, 2007 10:23pm CST
SOrry guys..I just cant't resist and you know who you are Men are like Laxatives... They irritate the crap out of you. Men are like Bananas... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like Weather... Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like Blenders... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like Commercials... You can't believe a word they say. Men are like Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like Government Bonds... They take so long to mature. Men are like Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped
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@onabreak2 (1162)
• United States
17 Feb 07
The last line kind of says it all.Or so it seems. Thanks for sharing.
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@moonmagick (1458)
• United States
17 Feb 07
That is too funny. Thank you so much for posting that. I wasnt having the best day, but that sure made me smile. :)
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@Willowlady (10666)
• United States
17 Feb 07
This is pretty good, a vein of truth can be found running through it. Although I think that they are all handicapped in some way. Thanks for sharing this. I just may keep it to refer too when he makes me mad! Thanks again!!
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• Grand Junction, Colorado
17 Feb 07
I had to respond to this one. This just rang so true. I love to read jokes about the sexes, some are just such acurate dipictions and this definetly fit.
@razcal2267 (15577)
• United States
18 Feb 07
Thanks for the laughs. I have heard them all before but with the morning I have had I can so appreciate just how true some of these really are.