Please Name My Roach

Pickles McDougal.

I found one under the microwave in the kitchen. I have never found any before where I was living, but apparently my boyfriend was not the avid housekeeper. He would only clean what could be seen and when I removed te microwave.... there in a mess of grim and crumbs was a roach. I hit the ceiling as it shocked me and I named him Hoover.... because itwas the first thing that came to mind to do to him.... I vaccuumed him and my boyfriend ahd to remove he bag.

As you are living in Spain you should call her (not him) "La Cucaracha" and even sing her the mexican song: "La cucaracha, la cucaracha, ya no quiere caminar, porque no tiene, porque le faltan, las dos patitas de atrás" (The cockroach, the cockroach doesn't want to walk any more, because it has not, because it misses them, the two rear little paws" - Hi, myLot, even if your inspectors are not bilingual, they should allow famous songs in languages other than English :-D ) P.S.: Victoria, I love your little penguin.

ur enemy mane

wat about ipis!

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Spray him with Raid and call him Goner.

call him out the door dont want ya get out pest.

Mohammad

Call him Carl. I don't know why? It kinda suits him.

I like Gus.

Papa Roach

sweet pea

fert