At The Zoo
By lprhll
@lprhll (387)
Italy
February 19, 2007 8:43am CST
At The Zoo
Yesterday I thought about you all day.
I was at the Zoo.
The Price Of Love
You can't buy love, but you most certainly can pay dearly for it.
2 responses
@hobohobo (678)
• Indonesia
20 Feb 07
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told
the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,
emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm
sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy
looking for the jewelry."