At The Zoo
February 19, 2007 8:43am CST
At The Zoo Yesterday I thought about you all day. I was at the Zoo. The Price Of Love You can't buy love, but you most certainly can pay dearly for it.
20 Feb 07
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist. "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."