certainties of life
By ESKARENA1
@ESKARENA1 (18261)
February 19, 2007 12:53pm CST
Mark Twain said that only two things in life are certain, death and taxes, but i think there are others
1, When a body is immersed in water, the door bell rings
2,toast always lands butter side down
3, work expands to fill the time available to do it in
4, there is always too much month left at the end of the wage
5, men can not hit a toilet from less than three feet
Does anyone else have any other certainties they wish to share with us all?
blessed be
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5 responses
@cher913 (25782)
• Canada
19 Feb 07
LOL! The weather is either too hot or too cold (thats all that people talk about...its one sure topic lol). Kids always have to go to the bathroom at the least opportune times (ie after they have all their snow gear on, or after you just left your house).
I think good ol Mark was right, but he forgot bills (so i guess that would make it 3 things then eh?)
too funny :-) & thanx for the smile
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@ESKARENA1 (18261)
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19 Feb 07
and your response has made me smile too, blessed be. You are so right, the construction of a childs bladder is something i have to raise with god
blessed be
@TAURUSGIRL (735)
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19 Feb 07
its only ever me that refills the loo roll, no one remembers to get a loaf out of the freezer, it always starts to rain if i decide to hang my washing out, and friends always visit at the most inconvenient times !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@ESKARENA1 (18261)
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19 Feb 07
hahaha yes i guess those are all truths too a plus for you my friend, blessed be
@shywolf (4514)
• United States
19 Feb 07
LOL! I can't tell you how many times #3 has worked out for me. It seems like I'll have about 3 hours to do work sometimes in the afternoon, and it will take almost every single last minute of that time, and I don't even understand how it works out that way.
LOL about #5. I'm glad that I've never had to live with a guy who doesn't hit the toilet all the time, yet.
@scorpiobabes (7225)
• United States
19 Feb 07
I beg to differ on #1 (but then my doorbell doesn't work anyway)--a body is immersed in water and the phone rings (which I've neglected to bring with me!)
The two I have are: 1) As soon as the shower water is perfect, some knocks at the door (or phones and WON'T hang up!) and 2) if there's a bathroom with no ventilation, there's a man not far away ready to stink it up!
@recycledgoth (9894)
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19 Feb 07
1. Household clutter expands to fill the space you cleared yesterday
2. Your car will always run out of petrol half way between two garages
3. A dog or cat will always walk muddy footprints across a freshly cleaned kitchen floor
4. The second you sit down to a meal, the phone will ring and it will be double glazing sales calls
5. A man will always forget your birthday or wedding anniversary
