The Bear and the Rabbit

Philippines
February 21, 2007 4:56pm CST
A bear and the rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, they were walking in the forest when they encountered a Genie. He said "I shall grant you three wishes" The bear quickly replied, "I wish I was the only male bear in the forest." The genie said "Granted." Then the bear bursted out "I wish I was the only male bear in this country!" and again, it was granted. Then he bursted out his final wish. "I wish I was the only Male bear in the entire world!" and the genie nodded as he granted his final wish. Then the genie looked at the rabbit and replied "What would you like?" The rabbit replied "I wish he was gay"
4 responses
• United States
22 Feb 07
OMG too funny, I have to share this one with my hubby.
@forjosie (1547)
• Indonesia
22 Feb 07
It's hot summer, ninety degrees. A rabbit sits under the shadow of a tree and sharpens a stick with a knife. A wolf passes by. - Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing? - I am sharpening this stick in order to kill a bear. - ??? A vixen passes by. - Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing? - I am sharpening this stick in order to kill a bear. - ??? The bear passes by. - Rabbit, rabbit, what are you doing? - I am sharpening this stick and bullshiting.
• United States
22 Feb 07
Lol that was funny
• Canada
21 Feb 07
Hahaha I love that oNE! I gotta steal that from yea and say it at work tommorow! lol! Keep up the good work! Your freind, M0thakap0p