tell me your funny stories

I went to a toilet in a big store and came out with my skirt tucked into my pants ( I wrote a discussion about it) and my hubby to this day jokes about it , If I am wearing a skirt now on the odd occasion I ALAYS CHECK IT IS PULLED DOWN LOL) XX

I was about 5 years old, and learned the happy birthday song quickly, our version goes a little bit different,at the end you sing, may the lord bless you and save you. So one day my mom on her way home, from work, bought a cake for no particular reason, when she arrived home I gave the cake one look and started clapping my hands and said " Oh you bought a "May the lord bless you" From then on it stayed a private joke in my family and we all still refer to a cake as a May the Lord bless you. People look at us strange when we say that, the humor got lost over the years, and we don't even realize that we all sound a bit nuts!

I was standing in the kitchen yesterday putting away dishes, when my 3 year old son, who is just starting to put together full sentences comes in from watching a cartoon. He says to me, "Mister Rodgers windows are broken from the baseball, but that is ok, because he will fix it for free, inside and outside." I thought it was hilarious, because he watched a commercial summed it up and came out and gave me a brief synopsis in his own words. I just thought it was really funny.