do u think the kids in texas should have to take the taks test
9 Mar 07
FOOLING THE PROFESSOR Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to party instead. So, when they went to the test, they decided to tell the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tyre and they needed a bit more time to study. The professor told them that they could have another day to study. That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were sure that they knew just about everything. Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to go to separate classrooms to take the exam. Each shrugged and went to two different parts of the building. As each sat down, they read the first question. "For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom." At this point, they both thought that this was going to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease. Then, the test continued... "For 95 points, tell me which tyre it was."
28 Feb 07
Good one this is from me----- INTERVIEWER: hOW DOES AN ELECTRIC MOTOR RUN? sARDAR: DHUURRRRRRRRRRRR... INTERVIEWR SHOUTS: sTOP IT! SARDAR: DHURR DHUP. DUP. DUP. DUPPP.... Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good. Sardar gee: bad Interviewer: come Sardar gee: go Interviewer: Ugly Sardar gee: Pichli Interviewer: Shut up Sardar gee: Keep talking Interviewer: Get out Sardar gee: Come in Interviewer: Oh God! sardar gee: Oh Devil! Interviewer: U r rejected. Sardar gee: I am selected.... Oye ballay ballay Once there was a competition held that one who can stay in a room with a pig for 20 days will be awarded Rs 15 lakhs. So 1st the pilot went to stay with him but after 2 days he came out saying I can't stay there. Then an astrologer went he stayed there for 5 days and then came out saying I cant stay there. Now Santa went in there and stayed there for 5, 6, 7, 8,9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 days.On the 15th day when the people out of the room were very excited to meet santa, the pig came out saying I cant stay there.