Tell me a Joke

United States
October 14, 2006 6:59pm CST
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. damn, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy." If you're one of those 56 million, repost this joke
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13 responses
@smuggeridge (2157)
15 Oct 06
thats a good one, i may have to use that. Although i think there would be more than 56 million happy people in the world.
• United States
15 Oct 06
oh dear...we really have to be careful about what we tell people, don't we???
• United States
16 Oct 06
That is a funny joke........I will repeat that continuously to everyone I know. Thanks Alot!!!
@SnIcKasS (1378)
• Israel
23 Oct 06
This is nice!! XDDDD I have a joke!:) A kid comes to his father and asks him "Dad, what's a squint?" "well, you see these 2 trees son?" he asked, "a squinting person will see 4." ... "but dad, there's only 1 tree" XDDDDDDD it makes my jiggle.
@SnIcKasS (1378)
• Israel
23 Oct 06
XDDDDDDDDDDDdd nice one XDDDDDDD hehehehe
• United States
23 Oct 06
You guys are too much!
@biluje (219)
• India
19 Oct 06
There was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave... "No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then we would become a State of USA and develop automatically." All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL... WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???
• United States
19 Oct 06
Thanks for posting......those foreign jokes always take me a while to get through, but it's much appreciated!
@dixielol (1581)
• United States
20 Oct 06
Okay, i read it several times. But still dont get it. Can someone explain it?
• Canada
24 Oct 06
This was on a birthday card... "President Bush! I've just heard that 100,000 Brazilian soldiers have taken up our cause in Iraq! They're shipping out tonight!" Bush: "That's great! How many in a "Brazilian"?
• United States
27 Oct 06
You gotta love any joke about the president....;
• United States
22 Oct 06
Funny. I myself like the president, but none the less, that's funny. Thanks for sharing!
• United States
23 Oct 06
Why do you like the president?
@whitish (1409)
• India
22 Oct 06
i have no one
• United States
23 Oct 06
It's O.k. hope you liked some of the jokes..
• India
21 Oct 06
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife. However he accidently typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile, somewhere in mumbai a widow had just returned home from her husband's funrel. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting message from her relatives and friends.; After reading the first message she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My loving wife Subject: I've just reached Date: 13th oct 2006 I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to sent e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tommorrow. Looking forward to seeing you. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was
• United States
22 Oct 06
Besides being really funny, your joke was kind of mean........which means it was kick a%#! It is the first mean one posted! Liked it thanks
@KrauseHome (33210)
• United States
21 Oct 06
Yes, I think there are many who agree with this one. You could use the Bush's here too you know.
• United States
21 Oct 06
Come again?
@antoisra (821)
• Sri Lanka
16 Oct 06
ahahahahahahahahhahahaha, that's a great one :P
• United States
16 Oct 06
Why thankyou! What's your funny joke??
• Hyderabad, India
16 Oct 06
funny joke
• United States
16 Oct 06
Thanks I hope your off searching for your funny one!
@claudia413 (4284)
• United States
15 Oct 06
Loved the joke (joke?)
• United States
16 Oct 06
It was funny, so where is your funny one, I know you have heard a funny joke before??
@bhbirdie6 (1771)
• United States
15 Oct 06
Lol. Ohhhhh... bad one... but very good one. Funny funny. So keep them coming. Good joke.
• United States
15 Oct 06
O.k. but now you have to tell me a good one? Please!
• United States
20 Oct 06
It would definately make me happy!