This is what, Andy Rooney says about women over 40..!

@cjsmom (1423)
United States
February 27, 2007 1:30pm CST
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage?
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@GardenGerty (99167)
• United States
28 Feb 07
Oh, what a good comment about women over forty. I love it, especially since I am one. Thanks for posting this discussion. I have not had to shoot anyone yet, thank goodness. This just made my day.
@cjsmom (1423)
• United States
28 Feb 07
You're welcome, lady...It made my day when I found it as well as next year, I'll be 50...lol
@rainbow (6763)
27 Feb 07
Hi, that's really funny, who'sAndy Rooney? This means there's hope for me yet, I'm 35 next month, aaaaargh!
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• United States
27 Feb 07
never heard it from andy rooney but do you know what Ben Franklin had to say about older women? they dont tell they dont swell and theyre greatefull as hell!
@kabella50 (309)
• United States
27 Feb 07
wonderful.
@callybop (149)
27 Feb 07
haha great post cjsmom the future's bright then!!! :D