February 27, 2007 8:56pm CST
A duck goes into a hardware stores and goes up to the clerk, and asks, "Do you have any duck food"? The clerk says to the duck, "No we don't sell duck food". The duck waddles out. The next day, the duck walks back into the hardware store, and again, asks, "Do you have any duck food"? The clerk says to the duck, "No we don't sell duck food!, I told you that yesterday". The duck waddles out. The third day, the ducks waddles in, and again asks, "Do you have any duck food"? This time the clerk is really angry and says to the duck, "listen you have been in here I don't know how many times asking for duck food, and I keep telling you that we do not sell duck food. The next time you come in here and ask that, I am going to nail your little webbed feet to the floor." The duck turns around and waddles out with his head down. Three days go by, and the duck decides to go back. He waddles up to the counter, and says to the clerk, "I need to buy some nails today." The clerk responds, "I am sorry we are all out of nails today." The duck replies, "Well in that case, do you sell any duck food?"
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28 Feb 07
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil ?till I get there Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring! Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?
28 Feb 07
The hardware clerk is at fault here. He should have informed the duck as to where he can buy some duck food. If he does this, the duck will not be coming back to him again to ask for some duck food. That's the lesson I get from your duck story, lo.