duck food

ducks - duck
United States
February 27, 2007 8:56pm CST
A duck goes into a hardware stores and goes up to the clerk, and asks, "Do you have any duck food"? The clerk says to the duck, "No we don't sell duck food". The duck waddles out. The next day, the duck walks back into the hardware store, and again, asks, "Do you have any duck food"? The clerk says to the duck, "No we don't sell duck food!, I told you that yesterday". The duck waddles out. The third day, the ducks waddles in, and again asks, "Do you have any duck food"? This time the clerk is really angry and says to the duck, "listen you have been in here I don't know how many times asking for duck food, and I keep telling you that we do not sell duck food. The next time you come in here and ask that, I am going to nail your little webbed feet to the floor." The duck turns around and waddles out with his head down. Three days go by, and the duck decides to go back. He waddles up to the counter, and says to the clerk, "I need to buy some nails today." The clerk responds, "I am sorry we are all out of nails today." The duck replies, "Well in that case, do you sell any duck food?"
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@simran1430 (1793)
• India
28 Feb 07
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil ?till I get there Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring! Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?
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• United States
28 Feb 07
that is cute. LOL
• Philippines
28 Feb 07
The hardware clerk is at fault here. He should have informed the duck as to where he can buy some duck food. If he does this, the duck will not be coming back to him again to ask for some duck food. That's the lesson I get from your duck story, lo.
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• United States
28 Feb 07
very true. It wasn't very nice of him. Poor duck.
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@weemam (13389)
3 Mar 07
Lol loved it , good one thank you , Did me good that laugh did xx
• United States
3 Mar 07
I glad it made you laugh. I still laugh when I hear it. Wise little duck.
@freesoul (3024)
• Egypt
28 Feb 07
Actually it's a silly story but I just can't resist ducks, they are very cute lol. I liked the story and it made me laugh just the same :) Thanks :)
• United States
28 Feb 07
It is silly to me too, but I love ducks so much, I laugh everytime also. Poor little duck.
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