Short Blonde Jokes 2
March 1, 2007 2:08pm CST
Q .. Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A .. So she could keep the refrigerator cold. Q .. What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A.. There are pictures of bigfoot Q .. What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A .. A visitor.
2 Mar 07
Sunday Golf There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right. The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do, and shortly, the urge to play golf overcame him. He called an assistant to tell him that he was sick and could not do church, packed the car up, and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him. Happily, he began to play the course. An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to God and said, "Look at the preacher. He should be punished for what he is doing." God nodded in agreement. The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at the ball, and it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup three hundred and fifty yards away. A picture perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited. The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and said, "Begging Your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him?!" God smiled. "Think about it -- who can he tell?"