unavoidibal laws

March 1, 2007 2:46pm CST
These are the unavoidable laws of the natural universe... 1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. 2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. 5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. 6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time). 7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. 12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug. 15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. 16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. 17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. 18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet. 19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
3 responses
@Anniedup (3652)
• Richards Bay, South Africa
2 Mar 07
My O My this is so darn true and very funny, it is hard for me to single one out but I like the shoe one, and when you dial the wrong number. Ha Ha more of this please, with your permission I am going to print this and put it up in my study
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2 Mar 07
print away my dear print away glad you liked it
@Anniedup (3652)
• Richards Bay, South Africa
6 Mar 07
Thank you for your vote xx
@Piratesware (2893)
• Indonesia
2 Mar 07
hmm interesting opiion about law.
2 Mar 07
thanx for your response
@weemam (13378)
1 Mar 07
they were brilliant , I think most of them have happened to me some time or other lol , Thank for that xx
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1 Mar 07
these are so true if its going to happen the it will thanx for your response
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