Hot Dog

@joanana (772)
United States
March 6, 2007 3:26pm CST
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America we might as well do what the Americans do." Nodding emphatically the Mother Superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk to the cart. "Two dogs please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their dogs. The Mother Superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
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@Katlady2 (9925)
• United States
6 Mar 07
ROFLMAO!! That was just too funny! My sides hurt from laughing. Thanks.
@joanana (772)
• United States
6 Mar 07
*snickers* You'll never look at hotdogs again the same way will you?
@Katlady2 (9925)
• United States
7 Mar 07
Ummmmm....no, I don't think I will. LOL
• United States
23 Mar 07
hahhaha, that is the best I heard in a long time. Thank you so much for sharing it with us joanana. I loved it and rated you a + for your posting. Have a great day dear.
@joanana (772)
• United States
23 Mar 07
Thank you hun, glad you enjoyed it! :)
• India
12 Mar 07
hahahahaha brilliant!!!!!!!!
@joanana (772)
• United States
12 Mar 07
^_^ Thank you! I aim to please!
@simran1430 (1793)
• India
10 Mar 07
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
@joanana (772)
• United States
10 Mar 07
*smacks forehead* silly applicant, he just bombed that interview! lol good one! :)