Why You Never Question A Drunk......

@Katlady2 (9920)
United States
March 8, 2007 12:27pm CST
This got sent to me this morning....had to share the laughter again. Enjoy! WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she Selected: A half-gallon 2 % milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce A 2 lb. Bag of coffee, And 1 lb. Package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to Check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she Placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases , the drunk Calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but She was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she Was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the Belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her Selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her Marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, You know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth Did you know that?" The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
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@weemam (13377)
11 Mar 07
OMG lol I didn't expect that at the end , brilliant just brilliant , drunks don't care what they say as they have forgotten it in the morning , brilliant xx
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@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
12 Mar 07
I know that all too well, as I used to be married to one. He'd always say, "I really said THAT?" LOL
@joanana (770)
• United States
11 Mar 07
ooh, ouch. Yes never question a drunk if you don't want blunt honesty. lol
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@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
12 Mar 07
Yep!! So very true!
@simran1430 (1793)
• India
10 Mar 07
All objects in the world can be placed into one of two categories: - things that need to be fixed, - things that will need to be fixed after you've had a few minutes to play with them.
@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
11 Mar 07
Teeheehee. That is so true!
@RobinJ (2501)
• Canada
10 Mar 07
hi Katlady, thought your joke was good, and the responces were rather interesting, but now I have a delema because the only time I ever got hit on was when a guy was drunk, now is this saying that he thought i was ugly and there for desperate of what , Now I have a whole weeks thinking to do dam. What am I talking about that was 20 years ago. ok for get it, all is well ,sort of maybe I am not indecisive am I ?
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@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
10 Mar 07
LOL You are too funny! Indecisive? Hmmmmmm......ROFL!
@CatEyes (2449)
• United States
9 Mar 07
There are happy drunks and made drunks, crazy drunks and depressed drunks and then there are just drunks who get drunk off of life. Those are the best; life is so intoxicating. The joke was tooo funny.
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@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
9 Mar 07
Yep...those are definitely the best kind!
@Lavera1 (897)
• United States
8 Mar 07
You so uggggggggggly! That was soooooooooo funny!
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@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
9 Mar 07
ROFL!! Good comeback! Thanks.
@gabs8513 (48715)
• United Kingdom
8 Mar 07
Ouch that was terrible lol. I bet he wasn't a pretty sight himself specially if he was drunk lol.
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@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
8 Mar 07
And drunks think they are sooooo sexy, don't they? LOL
• Philippines
8 Mar 07
You make me laugh, friend! THis may be hilarious but yeah! It's true. People who are drunk have the tendency to tell the truth. Like in this case, I bet he's telling the truth on what he sees with the lady. Another thing, people who are also depressed tend to tell what's their real problem when they are drunk, right? Hence maybe, if you see a stranger who's drank, you may or may not avoid them. It's your choice. Truly I like this discussion. :)