Why You Never Question A Drunk......
By Katlady2
@Katlady2 (9904)
United States
March 8, 2007 12:27pm CST
This got sent to me this morning....had to share the laughter again. Enjoy!
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she Selected:
A half-gallon 2 % milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce
A 2 lb. Bag of coffee,
And 1 lb. Package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to Check out,
a drunk standing behind her watched as she Placed the items in
front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases , the drunk Calmly
stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but She was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she Was indeed
single.
She looked at her six items on the Belt and saw nothing
particularly
unusual about her Selections that could have tipped off the drunk
to
her Marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, You know
what,
you're absolutely right. But how on earth Did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
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8 responses
@simran1430 (1790)
• India
10 Mar 07
All objects in the world can be placed into one of two categories:
- things that need to be fixed,
- things that will need to be fixed after you've had a few minutes to play with them.
@RobinJ (2501)
• Canada
10 Mar 07
hi Katlady, thought your joke was good, and the responces were rather interesting, but now I have a delema because the only time I ever got hit on was when a guy was drunk, now is this saying that he thought i was ugly and there for desperate of what , Now I have a whole weeks thinking to do dam. What am I talking about that was 20 years ago. ok for get it, all is well ,sort of maybe I am not indecisive am I ?
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@myworld_and_you (1223)
• Philippines
8 Mar 07
You make me laugh, friend! THis may be hilarious but yeah! It's true. People who are drunk have the tendency to tell the truth. Like in this case, I bet he's telling the truth on what he sees with the lady. Another thing, people who are also depressed tend to tell what's their real problem when they are drunk, right? Hence maybe, if you see a stranger who's drank, you may or may not avoid them. It's your choice. Truly I like this discussion. :)
