A Clean Irish Joke

Irish Drink - Irish Drinking
Australia
March 8, 2007 11:09pm CST
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin and asks for 3 pints of Guiness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes the 3 he goes back to the bar and orders 3 more. The barman say 'You know a pint goes flat after I pour it, would taste better if you order one at a time'. The Irsihman says 'well you see i have two brothers, one in Australia and the other in America and Im here in Dublin. When we all left home we promised we'd all drink this way to remember the days we all drank together'. The Barman admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and and always drinks the same way, ordering three pints and takeing a sip from each one in turn. One day he comes in and orders two pints. The barman and the regulars of the pub notice and fall silent. When he comes back up to order another two pints the barman says 'Im sorry to intrude on your grief but I just wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss'. The Irishman looks confused for a moment and then he realises and laughs...'Oh No he says, everyones fine, its me, Ive quit drinking'.
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4 responses
• United States
13 Mar 07
Another rating of a + for me. Great joke. Heheheehhe, thanks sugar.
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• Australia
16 Mar 07
Thanks hun. Glad I made you smile :)
@CatEyes (2449)
• United States
12 Mar 07
Oh my gosh, that was the cutest one yet. Just in time for St. Patricks day.
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• Australia
16 Mar 07
Just in time hey lol. Dont be tellin it to too many Irish mates though ;)
• United States
9 Mar 07
LOL Now that was a cute joke, I really liked it.
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• United States
9 Mar 07
LOL that was a good joke.