Mr Ice Cream Man
March 9, 2007 9:23am CST
One child with a speech impediment wanted to buy an ice-cream with his pocket money. He waited patiently on the curb for the van to pass and he called out, "Mithter ithe cweam man! Mithter ith cweam man!" But the van drove straight on past. The next day the child stood on the curb, waited for the van and called out, "Mithter ithe cweam man! Mithter ith cweam man!" But the van drove straight on past again. The next day the child stood in the middle of the road as the ice-cream van approached and called out, "Mithter ithe cweam man! Mithter Ith cweam man!" And the ice-cream van ran him over. In court the judge asked the driver why he ran over the child. The driver replied, "I thwought he was making thun oth me."
9 Mar 07
ha...Good work, guy.It is pretty funny. Here is my joke: It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this. Teacher,"Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself."Good, I want to get ouuta here. I'm smart and will answer the question.' Teacher:"Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says,"Abraham Lincoln." Teacher:"That's right, Susie,you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher:"Who said 'I Have A Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says,"John F.Kennedy." Teacher:"You are right, Nancy and you may also leave." Johnny is boiling and that he has not been albe to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back, Johnny says," I wish these b*tches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around:" NOW WHO SAID THAT!??!" Johnny:"Bill Clinton. Can I go now?"