Useful Hints & Tips

@MsTickle (24962)
Australia
March 12, 2007 11:21pm CST
- A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. - If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. - Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. - Avoid arguments with the Missus.. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. - For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Note: Remember to use a timer. - Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the headache. - Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use Duct Tape. Remember:* Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.*Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.*If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.*And finally, be really nice to your family and friends;you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.
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• United States
13 Mar 07
HA HA HA ....Thanks mate ,there is a heap of good advice . I have read it all several times before but still fun to read again ...
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@byfaithonly (10716)
• United States
13 Mar 07
LOL these are great, of course my favorite is the duct tape and WD-40 this is no joke, true life, can't live without those two important tools of living.
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@gabs8513 (48716)
• United Kingdom
13 Mar 07
Lol I think this is brilliant I really like it lol Certainly brightened my Day. Thank you
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@AskAlly (3627)
• Canada
13 Mar 07
I so have to email this to my friends. It's hilarious common sense! Thanks for the chuckle MsTickle.
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• United States
13 Mar 07
LOL, how funny! I love the duct tape and WD-40 thing, it is so true. Good hints and tips!
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@lilaclady (28240)
• Australia
13 Mar 07
Oh they are so good, I have just sent them off to everyone in my address book, very funny stuff, thanks...
• United States
13 Mar 07
omg! Youre way too funny!
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• United States
14 Mar 07
Oh those are so funny! Thank you so much for posting them and sharing with the rest of us. I got a good laugh with the laxatives one and the WD-40 & Duct Tape. You have such a great sense of humor! Thanks :]