George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan....

@mx_aman (2101)
India
March 13, 2007 4:02pm CST
George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side." Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?" The doctor replied, "That's true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left."
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• United States
14 Mar 07
Lol,I hate Bush with a burning passion.
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@albert2412 (1782)
• United States
14 Mar 07
That is very well said! Whoever wrote that must be a genius! We have some smart people out there who know something about biology and medicine.
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• United States
14 Mar 07
Ha Ha Ha...It was really funny :D
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• India
14 Mar 07
hmmm.. this is a typical joke that is told about the blonds and about the sardars in my country!! i have heard it many times before!!
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@forjosie (1547)
• Indonesia
14 Mar 07
THE MAILMAN The mail carrier had a registered letter that needed a signature for a party on his route. Receiving no response to his knock on the front door, he went around to the back door which he found open, except for the screen door. He knocked. A high pitch voice from inside said, "Come in." Upon entering the kitchen, he was confronted by the largest German Shepard he had ever seen. The dog bared his fangs menacingly, forcing the mail man against the wall. The mail man shouted, "Lady, call off you dog before he eats me alive." The only response he got was that same high pitch voice coming from the next room saying, "Come in." Pressing his body against the wall, he slowly worked his way to the door way leading to the next room. Looking around, he saw the room was empty, except for a parrot in a cage. After the threat from the huge dog, he was becoming quite irate and said to the parrot. "Darn you, don't you know any words besides 'Come in?" Without a moments hesitation the parrot responded, "Sic him!"
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