The Biker Bar

@mari61960 (4895)
United States
March 14, 2007 1:41pm CST
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, since you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still??? wanna? tell? that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." I just thought this was sooo funny...I had to share.
3 responses
• United States
24 Mar 07
hahha, very funny. I really needed a laugh again. So, thanks for the joke. Have a great day. I rated you a + for your posting again.
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@mari61960 (4895)
• United States
25 Mar 07
Glad I brightened your day..lol God bless and take care. Still praying by the way..
• United States
29 Mar 07
Thank you so much, God bless you. We really need it.
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@forjosie (1548)
• Indonesia
15 Mar 07
Two adventurers were exploring the wide open prairie with the thought that if they found a good building site they would homestead. Nearby they saw two animals chasing each other and playing happily in the tall grass. "Did you ever see such scruffy looking beasts?" said one man. "No!" his friend replied. "They are really moth-eaten, aren't they!" Whereupon the antelope turned to the deer and said, "I do believe I've just heard a discouraging word!"
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• United States
14 Mar 07
Yes that was funny, thanks
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