Gates of heaven

Hi We will probably discuss the weather then go on to world politics and from there I'll ask how God and the angels are doing and he may want to know what I'll miss then we'll get down to the main question... What had taken me so long? I would probable have spent some time in pergatory or repenting my stupidity somewhere. LOL R

Welcome to the gates of heaven?!

Hello! You go down now! :)

Boy, did you come to the wrong place!

To be very short and sweet "Dear sam ,you are at wrong gate , hell's gate is on left"

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We're only letting you in because of your wife, frankly. ((St. Peter looks disgusted, then continues...)) *I* rated you DOWN, just so you know.