October 17, 2006 12:09am CST
Plan out your funeral!! Who has the best plans for after death? My idea is this: I want the hearse to have cans tied to the back of it and the message JUST DIED scrawled on the rear window...then I want my best buddies to drive the hearse all around town honking the horn and running stop lights ect., then drive my body back to the crematorium where I want to be burned, then my ashes placed into some bullets, and I will have a list of people I want shot with these bullets...ha
• United States
28 Oct 06
LOL!!! That is hilalrious!!! I just want to be planted in a field - no coffin - so I can feed the grass and wildflowers and trees. I think planting people in coffins is a waste of good space and good fertilizer.