Why Dogs Are Better Than Women

@forjosie (1547)
March 14, 2007 10:56pm CST
Dogs don't cry Dogs love it when your friends come over Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo Dogs think you sing great A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you Dogs will forgive you if you are playing with other dogs Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name Dogs are excited by rough play Dogs don't mind if you give their offsprings away Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair Anyone can get a good looking dog If a dog is gorgeous,other dogs don't hate it Dogs don't shop Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor A dog's disposition stays the same all month long Dogs never need to examine the relationship. A dogs parents never visit Dogs love long car trips Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it Dogs like beer Dogs don't hate their bodies No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood Dogs never criticize Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across Dogs never expect gifts Dogs don't worry about germs Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives You never have to wait for a dog; they are ready to go 24 hours a day Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry Dogs don't borrow your shirt Dogs never want foot rubs Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk Dogs can't talk Dogs seldom outlive you
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@orange_h (188)
• India
15 Apr 07
brothers what comparison ;;;;; r u gone nuts to compare dogs and womens ; do not ashame those poor animals who's langusge u cant understand