a last request ,,another funny one

@weemam (13378)
March 18, 2007 4:08pm CST
i got sent this a minute ago , I was really surprised by the ending though , I was expecting something completely different lol xx a last request On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt... one button at a time. No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest. She gasps... He whispers... "Iron this, and get me something to eat."
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18 responses
@mummymo (23709)
19 Mar 07
well weemam I REALLY didn't expect the end, surely cooking and ironing is a mans job!!!!!
@weemam (13378)
19 Mar 07
well they can be trained to do anything given time lol xx
18 Mar 07
lol thanks yet again wee
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@weemam (13378)
18 Mar 07
less of the wee you cheeky git , its mam to you xxxx
@raydene (9875)
• United States
19 Mar 07
That's too much.Another good one my gal.LOL Thanks for the hehe R
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@kathy77 (7488)
• Australia
18 Mar 07
Oh wow that is really great thank you Weemam, or sharing this with us it just shows what men really think what us woman are here on earth for. LOLO
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@honeyangel (1992)
18 Mar 07
was not expecten that ending thats for the laugh
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@greengal (4288)
• United States
18 Mar 07
ROFL!! Weeeee you just rock!:) I love all your jokes and such hilarious mails..gosh, I really needed this laugh dear, thanks!
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@all4ucnc (861)
• United States
18 Mar 07
How True!! How True!!
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@hookfan (447)
18 Mar 07
ROFLMAO I didn't expect that ending either! Good one pal! xxx
• United States
18 Mar 07
Tee Hee! No that is not what I expected either. xxx
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18 Mar 07
HAHAHA! That's a good one! I could actually imagine a man doing that as well! Thanks for sharing it with us!
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@gabs8513 (48717)
• United Kingdom
18 Mar 07
Ha ha well she asked for it I guess I love it lol
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@Kylalynn (1773)
• South Africa
15 Apr 07
Typical male chauvenist who wants to die looking brilliant, and from the hands of a woman. I would have taken his shirt and screwed it up (pardon the pun. Good joke though! Have a good day and take care!
@tad1fan (3373)
• Canada
30 Mar 07
OMG!Where do you get all these?They are hilarious and help to make my day.....thank you!
@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
19 Mar 07
Hahahaha! That's a good one! I so wasn't expecting the end either. Thanks hon.
@RobinJ (2501)
• Canada
19 Mar 07
OMG. if there ever were truer words spoken by a man. You got to wonder what they are all about.Sorry men bashing lately, apologies to all the good men out there.
@exodamus (1629)
• India
19 Mar 07
a very most unexpectable ending
• Philippines
19 Mar 07
hahaha, you made me laugh. well that's really funny ha, but what, is that what he thinks about woman, i felt offended. Because he thinks that woman just ironing the clothes and taking care of their husband. Well i love taking care of someone but i really want to be loved. But i find it hell funny, that a joke anyway.
@crickethear (1420)
• United States
19 Mar 07
You are right, it wasn't the ending I was expecting either.