Romantic Rhymes?

Love - Sweetheart
@webeishere (36353)
United States
March 18, 2007 11:57pm CST
I've seen this one,many many times in the past few years yet I still love reading them all. sit back, relax, and enjoy these. HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB!! These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you because I was pissed! I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother! Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head! Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face! Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not! I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face! I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life! I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming! My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way! My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell"! What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime!
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7 responses
@dixielol (1581)
• United States
19 Mar 07
Oh, I love them. I wrote them all down. I'm going to start stickin them in my boyfriends lunch box each day. I do that alot, find something that starts out all sweet but then goes down hill. He always get a good laugh out of it. So does his co-workers! Thanks for sharing.
• United States
19 Mar 07
Oh wow, those were really great! my favorite one was the "roses are dred" one. It was pretty fantastic. i wonder if i could make one up...it will probably be really lame, but here goes: Your kisses, why, they are so sweet If you happen to like stinky feet!
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@webeishere (36353)
• United States
19 Mar 07
Ohhh yuck. tell him to brush his teeth and use some mouthwash then. Hahahahahaha! Thanks for the response. LOL LOved yours also.
@aidonia (4210)
• Greece
19 Mar 07
It's morning at my country and i just drink my coffee working at mylot.What can I say reading your post just MAKE MY DAY .I'm still smiling when I type this answer to you.I love all of them and can't wait to tell them to my friends. Did you understand now why I come back and try find your discussions even if you aren't at my friend list.God bless you grandpa!!!
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@webeishere (36353)
• United States
19 Mar 07
And God bless you also for ALWAYS coming to my page. I really appreciate it. Glad I make your day also. Take care and enjoy all you do here today. HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!
@aidonia (4210)
• Greece
28 Mar 07
Thank you grandpa for the best response!
@greengal (4286)
• United States
20 Mar 07
LOL! I liked the last rhymed lines the best..two parts vodka....hehehe! You find wonderful stuff off the net Grandpa,always makes me laugh..thank you!:)
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@webeishere (36353)
• United States
20 Mar 07
Thank you very much. I keep busy when I'm online I guess. Thanks for the response and glad I make ya all laff too. HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!
@minnie_98214 (10573)
• United States
19 Mar 07
Too funny. Does mom know you are sharing her poems with mylot?
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@webeishere (36353)
• United States
19 Mar 07
These are the ones I wrote mom when we dated. Hahahaha!!!
@cdparazo (5768)
• Philippines
19 Mar 07
Har! har! har!... very funny Granda Pa Bob. It certainly made me laugh out loud.
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@honeyangel (1992)
19 Mar 07
now i really did like that,it was so funny
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