A joke I've never heard before.

United States
March 19, 2007 5:36pm CST
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens the door, he sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as hard and as far as he can. 3 years later, he hears a knock on the door. He opens the door and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the heck was that all about?"
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• United States
19 Mar 07
O.k this is a member joke...there was a black man,chinese man and a white man hanging out on a roof top.The white man says is it true what they say about differences in member sizes between the races? (they all shrugged their shoulders like I don't know). The chinese guy says" I'm curious lets see.So they all he pulled his pants down first,his member fell 1floor below the roof top,next, then white man pulled his pants down and his fell two floors below the rooftop,Last they looked over at the black man(there he stood with his hands on his hips moving from side )and they said WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? He replied'directing traffic....lol
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• United States
20 Mar 07
good one lol
• United States
20 Mar 07
HAHAHAHA! That is actually really funny. i like dirty jokes, though.
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@mummymo (23707)
19 Mar 07
Hey like that one Angelika - thanks for making me chortle.
• United States
19 Mar 07
You're welcome. :-)
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@paule4129 (968)
• United States
20 Mar 07
Did you hear about Rosie Odonnell? she drowned . Yeh she dove into Rikki Lake and never came up....
• United States
21 Mar 07
That's funny...lol
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