My money

India
March 20, 2007 5:59am CST
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this! I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money
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@hobohobo (681)
• Indonesia
20 Mar 07
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart."
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• Philippines
20 Mar 07
i like the joke. its funny and send a message to politician on what people think of them.
@mouse27 (1156)
• Canada
20 Mar 07
i like that it was funny i've copied it to notepad and i'm gonna send it to my mom i think she'll really like it too
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