I wish I had a brain

Funny sign seen beside the road - can not believe what you see sometimes
@raydene (9875)
United States
March 20, 2007 7:50pm CST
A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points. After a battery of physical and psychological tests, the center's director told him that he was an acceptable candidate."That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive.""Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a politicians brain is seventy-five thousand dollars.""Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a politician's brain? Why on earth is that?""Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many politicians we would have to kill?"
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@mummymo (23709)
21 Mar 07
So so true, can't believe I didn't suspect the punchline! Dim, so so dim!
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@raydene (9875)
• United States
27 Mar 07
Thanks hun
• Canada
21 Mar 07
Good one!
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@raydene (9875)
• United States
27 Mar 07
Thanks R
@gabs8513 (48764)
• United Kingdom
21 Mar 07
Hahahaha I love it Ray Hi Sweet how are you I am away for 4 Days tomorrow to see the Kids but I am still watching over you Love and Hugs xxxx
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@raydene (9875)
• United States
27 Mar 07
Glad to have you back now Hugs