Wishful Thinking

@raydene (9874)
United States
March 23, 2007 11:12pm CST
Three friends die in a car accident, and upon their arrival to heaven, they are all asked one question "When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? "The first man says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man. "The second man says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow. "The last man replies: "I would like to hear them say: 'LOOK! HE'S MOVING!'"
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@mummymo (23707)
24 Mar 07
Not reading any more of your discussions - you make me laugh sooo much! Try this one! A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. "So, I approached the largest and most heavily-tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer to me! "St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?" "Just a couple of minutes ago."
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@raydene (9874)
• United States
27 Mar 07
Ver good one Mummy...I'm embarrassed to be 3 days behind and not close to catching up....Sh/t...Oh well I'm running as fast as I can. Hugs
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@mummymo (23707)
31 Mar 07
well you know how far behind I am just now sweetie lol thanks for br sweety! xxx
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@gbaben (509)
• Russian Federation
24 Mar 07
Laugh............ I have been thinking for some minute now,assuming God Ask me such Qestion what shall i ask ooooooooo?
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@raydene (9874)
• United States
27 Mar 07
Well hopefully you have alot of years to think of an answer. Thanks Ray
• United States
24 Mar 07
hehhehe, had me going for a second. Funny joke. Thanks for sharing it with us dear. ++ again for you.
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@raydene (9874)
• United States
27 Mar 07
I'm glad you liked it sweetie .I aim to get everyone laughing so passit on and tell them to pass it on. Thanks Raydene
• United States
24 Mar 07
Good joke. Thank you for the laugh. It is much appreciated. It's one I will definitely have to remember to pass on to others.
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@raydene (9874)
• United States
27 Mar 07
Yes be my guest.Pass the joke around and maybe we can have the whole world laughing...It's hard to fight when you're giggling Thanks Ray
@deesamps (653)
• United States
24 Mar 07
Thanks for the laugh!
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@raydene (9874)
• United States
27 Mar 07
Welcome...Thanks for the reply Raydene
@lilaclady (28238)
• Australia
24 Mar 07
Thats a good little joke, I will pass that on to the people on my joke list thank you for that, some jokes makes peoples day...
@Katlady2 (9920)
• United States
24 Mar 07
Aaaaahahahahaha! I was so not expecting that! Good joke hon. Thanks for posting it. I needed the giggles tonight.
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@raydene (9874)
• United States
24 Mar 07
We all need our giggles...Need giggles tonight ...I hope everything is ok. Hugs R
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@Lavera1 (897)
• United States
26 Mar 07
Very funny, Raydene.
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• United States
26 Mar 07
lol
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@oslovibes (190)
• Greece
24 Mar 07
ha-ha.smart one.
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@davis123 (507)
• United States
27 Mar 07
hai liked that joke thanks for posting
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@joby_09 (498)
• Philippines
27 Mar 07
waaaahhhhh!!! I thought this was something serious!!!!!
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@pangeacat (619)
• United States
27 Mar 07
LOL ~ that was great! Thank you for sharing. :)
@gabs8513 (48715)
• United Kingdom
26 Mar 07
Lol Ray yes I think I would like to hear the last one to more then anything I like this one lol
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