March 23, 2007 11:12pm CST
Three friends die in a car accident, and upon their arrival to heaven, they are all asked one question "When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? "The first man says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man. "The second man says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow. "The last man replies: "I would like to hear them say: 'LOOK! HE'S MOVING!'"
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24 Mar 07
Not reading any more of your discussions - you make me laugh sooo much! Try this one! A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. "So, I approached the largest and most heavily-tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer to me! "St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?" "Just a couple of minutes ago."
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