concerned about too many carbs in your diet?
By VKXY62
@VKXY62 (1605)
Australia
March 24, 2007 8:49am CST
For those of you who watch what you eat,
here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth
after all those conflicting
nutritional studies.
Depending on where you live, replace American with either Australian or British.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
2 responses
@mipen2006 (5528)
• Australia
24 Mar 07
My God! What chance have I got. I not only speak English, but I teach it too.
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