I won the lottery!!!!
March 24, 2007 10:56pm CST
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" ?Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."