My TOP 10 resons why India is out of the world cup(almost)

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Reason 1: All of us for believing that only India is preparing for this world cup and all the other teams were just sleeping! and also believing that other teams will be playing without bats in there hand. Reason 2: Bangladesh for not playing according to Dravid's instructions!!!!! Reason 3:The seventeen (or so) commondos sent from India to protect players/coach...team is more secure financially and now physically too. Reson 4: Bob Woolmer's murderer...JISKE DAR SE HAMARI TEAM JALDI WAPAS AANA CHAHTI HAI (Because of terror our team wants to return soon) Reason 5: ISI.....LET....JEM...Cross border conspiracies Reason 6: Bangladesh for playing 3 teenagers who are not bothered by the likes of Zaheers, Agarkarsn and Patels and treating our bowlers like school boys. Reason 7: Again ISI...LET....JEM for not kidnapping our players in time so that we could have sent a better team. Reason 8: Cricket rules for not allowing Greg Chappel to bat & bowl on behalf of 11 Indian players. Reason 9: BCCI for not giving money to our players in advance for winning the world cup. Last but not the least.... Reason 10: People like Me who still want our undeserving team to move to next round despite pathetic performances, wasting night sleep watching Indian team playing, loosing productivity next day in office and wasting time for writing this mail.