TO BE 6 AGAIN (Joke)
By stacy624
@stacy624 (2776)
Canada
March 27, 2007 7:28pm CST
TO BE 6 AGAIN
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to
have for her birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still
looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her
to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster
Roller Coaster ... everything there was. Five hours later they
staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her
stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home
with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted. He leaned over
his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was
it like being six again?? Her eyes slowly opened and her expression
suddenly changed. I meant my dress size, you dumb @%##@# The moral
of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it
wrong.
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